If you are reading this letter, then congratulations: you possess supernatural abilities! How, you ask? Why, this message has been specially coded to be unreadable to mere mortals, meaning that YOU possess the exact superpowers that I have been looking for.
All right, enough chitchat. Let’s get down to business.
As you know, the world has been uncertain for some time now. Exceedingly so. This is why on March 18th from 7-8pm over Zoom, we at the AGW Academy for Heroic Creatives are inviting you to join our (virtual) team, comprised of the world’s best and brightest superheroes. Working with our partner schools – the Five Fourteen Institute and the School of YMAP – you will step into your superhero. Using art – the greatest power of all – you will work with the Academy’s lead instructor of superhuman design to hone your powers and abilities, origin stories, strengths, weaknesses, friends, and foes.
We look forward to welcoming you on March 18th, and please contact my associate at email@example.com with any questions you may have.